Chat reblogged from i'm just here for the cute boys with 116,771 notes
- me: time for bed
- stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
- brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
- muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
- skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
- ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
- eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
- mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
- body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
- me: ok
Source: notgraceful
Post reblogged from where's the angel? with 238,532 notes
my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
Photo reblogged from Oh hey thuuur. with 4,346 notes
Its sad cause thats how i live
Source: teenagerposts
Photoset reblogged from Oblivion with 32,672 notes
If you didn’t use to want Lizzie McGuire’s hair, you are a liar.
Source: ashagreyjoyed
Photoset reblogged from Oblivion with 56,436 notes
This was magical.
If you ever needed a reason to follow @TheDailyShow, this is it.
Here’s the original segment, in case you missed it.
JON STEWART CAN I JUST CAN I CAN.
I CAN’T.
Source: comedycentral
Photoset reblogged from Arthur and Eames with 486 notes
Inception obsession - Totems
↳ ”I can’t let you touch it. That would defeat the purpose. Only I know the balance and the weight of this particular loaded die. That way, when you look at your totem, you know beyond a doubt that you’re not in someone else’s dream.” ♦ submit
Source: gordonlevitting
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Mishalecki being cute x
Source: ohmysupernatural
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