She walked in she knew her lines, she was professional, she was sweet as a button, and I couldn’t help but think to myself [in regard to Jersey Shore] if someone had captured the worst 12 hours of my life on camera and put it on MTV, I’d probably never work again. So I certainly didn’t wanna judge this wonderful, sweet young lady…Thank you to the universe for that reminder and the lesson of not judging somebody until you meet ‘em properly.
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER
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